5 definitions by The_Father_of_Hoes

You say it when someone says some dumbass shit
Cameron: “sir sir can you give us a homework before you go pls??”

David: “put a leash on this donkey before I..”
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 25, 2019
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Zimaaal is the son of the donkey, it’s an incomplete donkey, so it’s a dumbass under construction, still haven’t flourished yet, once he’s completed he’s a full on donkey that bumps into everybody, bumps in the door, calls the police to pay his tickets etc..
But for now he’s still a Zmaaal, he still pays his own tickets but he still calls the police to make him a discount..he’s under construction donkey
- Bro I’m thirsty can I get a donut
- Bro ur zimaaal
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 25, 2019
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Lorry issa another word for truck but now it means: fat hoe
Lisa: “Ms. Laura sexually assaulted John lol”
Jimmy: “I hope that lorry didn’t sit on his face cause she’d be charged with fat degree murder”
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 29, 2019
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slang for “shut your blahblahbing vagina”
the new way to say STFU
Person 1: “earth flat, wage gap exists, women are stronger and happier than men”
Person 2: “SYBV bitch”
by The_Father_of_Hoes December 22, 2019
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The up-to-date definition have been:

A bribe compliment given by twitter thots to their men pets to make them do what they want: be pussy.

it can be used for good reasons tho like neptuneestate says: writing a cheque of 10k while actually having it in the bank.

But recently it’s been just used as a bribe compliment by some thots to their men pets once they sit down before food, roll on the floor twice, or when they bark softly and cry against their will to show their emotional side, even tho men naturally can’t push tears out, they may feel pain but it’s hard for em to cry, that’s the up to date use, it’s rarely used in a good way like in the past.

Or bribe given to some pussy men who just wanna smash so they defend fake feminists win stupid arguments against men, to incriminate manhood and make it look like a disease.
Jacqueline: “Matt you have to cry, it’s not MaNLy to hold yo tears”

*Matt goes to kitchen, pulls out knife and starts cutting them onions*

*Matt cometh back crying*

Jacqueline: “ bravooo Matt👏 it takes Big Dick Energy to do dat”

*Jacquline ties hair a ponytail”

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Hoe hoeing: “ALL MEN SEXUALLY HARASS WOMEN”
Hoe hoeing more: “ IGNORING MEN IS SELF CARE SISTERR, MEN ARE TOXIC”

Hoe drinking green tea: “WOMEN ARE STRONGER AND MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN MEN”

broke hoe: “WAGE GAP EXISTS BECAUSE PATRIARCHS HATE US, WHERES MA MONEY”

Mans: “chill bitch”

Man-pet:” your racist, sexist, homophobic”

All hoes on twitter retweeting that shit*

captioned:
“BIG DICK ENERGY
BIG DICK ENERGY
BIG DICK ENERGY
BIG DICK ENERGY“
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 12, 2019
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