1 definition by The_Bob_Dole_
An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.
Halo 3 match
Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*
Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"
*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*
Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"
Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"
Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!
Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*
Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"
*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*
Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"
Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"
Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!
by The_Bob_Dole_ July 4, 2010