Definitions by TheWindSoldier

ShitPickle 

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

ShitPickle by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

Toilet Noob 

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

Toilet Noob by TheWindSoldier April 20, 2010

Fast Shit 

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

Fast Shit by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.

Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.

Mexican Crack by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

Netgear Firewall 

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.

Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.

Netgear Firewall by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

Inflirment

The act of taking a shit in the toilet and forgetting to properly flush it.

Bob: John, Please don't inflirment in the toilet.

Inflirment by TheWindSoldier April 4, 2010

Soldier Front 

A crappy online FPS game that any one can play. It's free to download. The graphics suck and it's full of 9 year old fags that talk shit when you kill them.

-You kill a noob-

Noob:WTF?!
Noob:Get a life noob
You: Wow just because I killed you
Noob: stfu

-You then realize how much Soldier Front Sucks-

Soldier Front by TheWindSoldier April 3, 2010