2 definitions by TheUrbanGodfather

Foodgazm

When you’re so fat that every bite you take of your favorite food you savor like you’re a schoolgirl getting boned for the first time. Usually accompanied by suggestive moaning.

Me: watch this vid. This fat girl is totally having a foodgazm eating a whole box of doughnuts.

by TheUrbanGodfather June 4, 2018

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 4, 2018