A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD
). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.Silent But Deadly
(SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.