19 definitions by TheStrangerWhoKnows
The people who have the dankest memes, usually living off of just Mountain Dew, and Doritos. They are usually seen wearing 8-bit sunglasses, and a OBEY hat. They usually smoke weed every day, and say 9 + 10 = 21. They do know that Ugandan Knuckles memes are dead, and that normies kill most memes within a few weeks. They also know all memes, non offensive and offensive. They know Roblox is a money wasting meme website, giving them occasional dank memes.
Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Memer: Just shut the fuck up! Ugandan Knuckles is a dead meme!
Normie: No u.
Dank Memer: Shut the fuck up you Roblox loving pile of useless memes!
Normie: Oof.
Dank Memer: Yeah, oof you Roblox loving 3 year old! Your lifes a meme!
Normie: True, all lifes a meme.
Dank Memer: Just shut the fuck up! Ugandan Knuckles is a dead meme!
Normie: No u.
Dank Memer: Shut the fuck up you Roblox loving pile of useless memes!
Normie: Oof.
Dank Memer: Yeah, oof you Roblox loving 3 year old! Your lifes a meme!
Normie: True, all lifes a meme.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 16, 2018
Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Life is a blessing and a curse at the same time. Blessed as you can live a nice on, cursed as you can also have a bad one. It is one of the most importnt things. I can be taken, never given (except through birth). Its the thing that most people cherish, and one that is taken eventually, through death. Theres no answer to it, therefore it has no clear definition.
Guy 1: Man, life is so hard to understand.
Guy 2: No, its basically a blessing.
Guy 3: More like a curse.
Guy 2: Nah, its only bad if you want it to be.
Guy 3: Well I don't recall wanting my life to be f***ed up.
Guy 1: Okay then, life is still confusing.
Guy 2 & 3: Okay, fine. Nobody knows the answer to life.
Guy 2: No, its basically a blessing.
Guy 3: More like a curse.
Guy 2: Nah, its only bad if you want it to be.
Guy 3: Well I don't recall wanting my life to be f***ed up.
Guy 1: Okay then, life is still confusing.
Guy 2 & 3: Okay, fine. Nobody knows the answer to life.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018
2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.
Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018