Life is a blessing and a curse at the same time. Blessed as you can live a nice on, cursed as you can also have a bad one. It is one of the most importnt things. I can be taken, never given (except through birth). Its the thing that most people cherish, and one that is taken eventually, through death. Theres no answer to it, therefore it has no clear definition.
Guy 1: Man, life is so hard to understand.
Guy 2: No, its basically a blessing.
Guy 3: More like a curse.
Guy 2: Nah, its only bad if you want it to be.
Guy 3: Well I don't recall wanting my life to be f***ed up.
Guy 1: Okay then, life is still confusing.
Guy 2 & 3: Okay, fine. Nobody knows the answer to life.
Guy 2: No, its basically a blessing.
Guy 3: More like a curse.
Guy 2: Nah, its only bad if you want it to be.
Guy 3: Well I don't recall wanting my life to be f***ed up.
Guy 1: Okay then, life is still confusing.
Guy 2 & 3: Okay, fine. Nobody knows the answer to life.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 08, 2018
Get the Lifemug. A game that is played mostly by 5-12 year olds, and the youtubers who want to look cool, when in fact, they are making themselves look worse. The game is supposed to be fun, but when you get killed instantly every time, kids who play it get mad, and sometimes break their tv.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 20, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Someone who uses memes too much, and kills them off fast. They are at the bottom of the Meme Triangle, with Dank Meme Lords at the top. They are responsible for most of the meme deaths, like Pepe, Ugandan Knuckles, and many countless others. Almost everyone is a normie, when it comes to memes, as they use Tik Tok, IFunny, and other meme-killing apps. They also report dank memes since they are too offensive for them, and they often laugh at memes that are over 3 months old.
Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Meme Lord: Fucking normie, your the reason why that memes dead.
Normie: No u.
Dank Meme Lord: You are the reason why almost all memes are dead, you are why there are no good memes left.
Dank Meme Lord: Fucking normie, your the reason why that memes dead.
Normie: No u.
Dank Meme Lord: You are the reason why almost all memes are dead, you are why there are no good memes left.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Normiemug. The most stupid response ever, almost all normies use it. Its because they don't have the mental capacity for coming up with a great comeback. It is a stupid response, though some memers, and few dank memers use it, but only when dealing with normies.
Mike: Ur mum gae.
Bill: No u.
Liam: Guys! The normies are fighting!
Mike: Yeah, and ur mum gae Liam!
Liam: Fuck off Mike, I don't deal with normies, I'm a memer.
Bill: No u.
Liam: Guys! The normies are fighting!
Mike: Yeah, and ur mum gae Liam!
Liam: Fuck off Mike, I don't deal with normies, I'm a memer.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018
Get the No Umug. Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Doormug. To tell someone about something, like whats it for, whats it do, how much it costs. That's pretty much it.
I will explain why I always pick the people:
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.
Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.
Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018
Get the Explainmug. The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.
Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Timemug.