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Noun. An Aamir is typically a sexy beast of Pakistani or Indian origin. Aamirs smoke kush almost everyday, but only with rappers such as Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg (R.I.P.) or occasionally 50 Cent. Aamirs usually do not get laid, however, because their dicks are so large that they penetrate too far in the woman's bajingo. Aamirs also tend to be very successful in life, usually as rich businessmen who own and distribute bitches.
Man, that guy is such an Aamir. He took a Viagra instead of an Aspirin and his huge dick fucked the universe.
by TheStaleMilk April 1, 2011
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