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When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up
Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching
by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021
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Someone who shouts at peoples true and extraordinary talents, this person would be a dickhead to everyone except himself. this person also lives up there own arse. This Word Evolved From A very old ancient tale of a man called Simon Cowell
by TheSnazzyJacket June 2, 2018
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