2 definitions by TheShortElvis

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The name given to a tanning salon where someone in a cold climate and restricted sunlight attends to maintain a tropical glaze.

Based upon the popular all year round holiday destination, Lanzarote.
(Martin returns from his lunch hour with a mahogany glow)
Anita:Wow Martin, where did you go for lunch? Tanzarote?
by TheShortElvis November 05, 2010

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A person who does not take part in any sexual activity as they feel it is immoral.
Neil - You know what Steve, I'm thinking of becoming a Jesuit priest. What do you think?
Steve - You do know that they frown upon sexual relations?
Neil - What like an Oh No Sexual?
Steve - Exactly.
by TheShortElvis November 02, 2010

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