27 definitions by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT

blue hotdog

To hump someone with 11 fingers whilst gradually transforming into Fred Durst.

guy: dont hump me pls youre being a blue hotdog
guy 2: no way man im gonna keep humit's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up

Tuberty is like puberty but reversed basically your voice gets higher and you get shorter untiol the point where you becom a baby

man1: yo man whats going on man my voice sounds like puberty never hat me
man2: yo you motherfucker you got tuberty bitch!
bou: fuck

Guy 1: I require sustenance.
Guy 2: You are a Dikasholopian.

when you get your pp slashed by a frog

oh no. my pp. i got belanted. i have 4 stds

Guy 1: "She is SWFD"
Guy 2: "Okay."

I have Defermfaceminphobia.

hey dude guess what i got that promotion!
oh wow RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
woah i never knew u was a dinosaur
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i have 3 peepees