The thick, gooey, creamy, hot layer of goop that accumulates upon one's nuts after months of neglecting to make an appointment for a
1. Omg~! My nut film has gotten so thick and gooey that no nutter in town will peel it for me. Not even the
at South Hill Nut Salon.
The time of the year when you pay
with half, moldy nuts to peel your
at the Nut Salon. (Preferably South Hill Nut Salon)
1. Dude. SPRING CLEANING TIME! Let's all make our appointments at South Hill Nut Salon! I'm paying! I have enough half, moldy nuts to pay for ev-er-y one.
1. The nutters were upset because they didn't get enough of half, moldy nuts that week. After hours of peeling and slaving over a hot nut.
1. I have a 3pm appointment at the South Hill Nut Salon tomorrow for a Nut-Job, but I need some half, moldy nuts to pay the nutters. And I need a lot because I haven't gotten my
in over a year. Stupid nut film.
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