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When you're deep in an ass and, right before you cum, you get shit on your dick. Rather than being a little bitch about it you keep trucking like a real man and blast your man candy all over the excrement at the end of the poop shoot, thusly mixing the semen with freshly made turds and creating "butthole bisque".
Bro, I made the best butthole bisque with Ashley last night. 10/10 family time.
by TheJewishWonder April 3, 2019
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When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.
I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.
by TheJewishWonder April 25, 2019
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