2 definitions by TheHattie

scrittic

small bits of potato chips left in the bottom of the packet of chips, or in the bottom of a roasting pan. Roasting pan scrittics are the crunchy bits of potato stuck to the bottom of the pan.

1. Leave the scittics for me, they're the best bit!!
2. I have to scrape the scrittics off the roasting pan.

by TheHattie June 12, 2017

Noncident

A traffic jam that appears to be caused by a traffic incident, however when one reaches the end there is no evidence of any incident whatsoever.

I was stuck in a traffic jam for 10 minutes that turned out to be a noncident.

by TheHattie June 12, 2017