The word used to describe a nonce like incident that has occurred in the claim of an accident, but is blaintly obvious it was intentional.
Jack noncidentally hit Lydia’s bum with a Rounders bat. John was annoyed and jealous so Jack claimed it was a Noncident.
by DatEngishLitGuy June 18, 2019
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A word used to describe a nonce like accident that is clearly very purposeful
Jack's mum, Emma, messaged children under the age of 16 on Instagram, she claimed it was a noncident.
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A traffic jam that appears to be caused by a traffic incident, however when one reaches the end there is no evidence of any incident whatsoever.
I was stuck in a traffic jam for 10 minutes that turned out to be a noncident.
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Guy 1: "Did you ahre about the noncidence last night"
Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? what an asshole"
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