5 definitions by TheGasMaskGuy

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When a person goes out and buys a Honda Civic or any other "Street Racing Cars" (See Rice and Ricer) and they add modifications that boost Horsepower.

Many Add-ons include:

* Massive Spoilers BOLTED to the TRUNK of their Front Wheel Drive Vehicle.
* Maxwell House Flavor Seal Coffee Can Mufflers.
* 5 Gears of pure speeds and racing, Including a Stock Engine, complete with up to 4 cylinders.
* Insane Bodykits that have no benefit towards their car.
* 17"+ rims that make their tires scrape up against the wheel well every time the road surface changes slope.
* A Line of Stickers/Decals of products installed in the car. Which allows an excellent checklist for any Theif who spots it.
* Huge Tac that goes up to 10,000 RPMS... when the car redlines at 6,000.
* A Nice Shiftlight, not that they use it anyway.

Ways to tell if you drive a Ricemobile:

* You feel that every red light you stop at, signals a drag race with ANY Vehicle around you. (Including Mustangs and Corvettes)
* You Drive like you are in the movie "The Fast and the Furious"
* You feel the need to redline every gear, for top performance.
* You feel an urge to rev the engine very loudly in the transition of gears, while the clutch is pressed in.
* You think everyone loves how you drive.
* You Feel that the Speed Limit is Optional.
* When you are confronted by the man who drives that nice Shelby GT, You come up with a line of excuses on why he left you in the dust.
Ricemobile #120394: *Brraaappp Brrrappp* Come on lets race!

Mustang Driver: "Sorry, I Don't mow my lawn, this late at night."
by TheGasMaskGuy March 05, 2008
a Filipino from the Philipines.
"Hey, Check out that new foreign Exchange Student!"

"The Pino? Yeah! That kid is cool! Straight from the Philipines!"
by TheGasMaskGuy March 05, 2008
It is a phrase commonly used when a person holds negative or confidential information about you and ends up blurting it out to people who really don't need to know.
This can take place during big surprises and important events in life such as meeting with a potential employer or even in an attempt of scoring a first date with a gorgeous male/female.
This can cause extreme awkwardness and possibly even fatal depending on the circumstances but by stating this phrase you can state the fact that the person who opened his mouth shouldn't have said anything, even though the damage has already been delt.
Unemployed Man: "Hello there, I would like to sechedule an interview with you for a potential opportunity for employment at this business."
U.M.'s Friend (on phone in background): "Yo man, we'll bring you that dime sack of weed as soon as he gets done talkin' to this googly lookin' lady about some stupid job to support his family."
Unemployed Man: "You're sinking the ship bro."
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Potential Female: "Aww thanks David for this beautiful ring! I bet it costed a fortune!"
Charlie (standing next to David): "Thank God for clearance bins at Wal-Mart."
David: "Charlie, You're sinking the ship, man."
Charlie: "Dohhh! Crap!"
by TheGasMaskGuy December 24, 2009
This phrase, also said as "DTC" is used when accepting to attend a plan or to commit to doing something.
Jackson: Hey, You want to hit up a party later?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm down to clown.

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George: Could you help me move this log?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm DTC.
by TheGasMaskGuy September 06, 2011
In an event of a spill or an unexpected accident where liquids are involved, a person will desperately search for an absorbant paper towel.
Judging by this person's income results in the ability to afford "Quicker Picker Uppers" such as Bounty Paper Towels.
However, if it is financially available, and this type of event occurs, that person has become a Bounty Hunter.
Wifey: Here's your beer honey!
Husband: Thanks, Now cook me supper.
Wifey: (In an attempt to place beer in hand of Husband, she accidentally spills it on Husband's new glass coffee table) Oops!
Husband: Get back in the Kitchen! I need to Hunt me some Bounty now! (Becomes Bounty Hunter)
by TheGasMaskGuy December 24, 2009

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