3 definitions by TheGarfunkle
Gunnar is a good friend, but when you get to know him he becomes the embodiment of hate and simpitism. He is an awesome, trustworthy dude, but he hates any sort of negative feedback. He gets in trouble a lot and gets annoyed easily although he does not seem to feel remorse after these incidents. He may be a sociopath but he can also be the life of the party. He often acts first and thinks later.
by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020
A primp pic is a picture of a man’s penis outline through his underwear which usually makes it look bigger than it is.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Emily and I were exchanging pics last night, I hit her with that primp pic.
Guy 2: Nice bro.
Guy 2: Nice bro.
by TheGarfunkle January 11, 2021
Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.
Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!
by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020