1 definition by TheEpiccFoxee

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'
Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*
by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020
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