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A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
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Ass whooping radius is an area around an individual who is getting their ass whooped. This radius can result in others who find themselves within it, to be subject to an ass whooping too. Just by standing / sitting in the area as a bystander or giving a funny look to the person who is administering the beating, can result in the bystander being beaten.
"Chris's mother is punishing him. You'll get your ass beaten too by her, just by sitting in the ass whooping radius!"
by TheArtofWarr November 25, 2022
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