7 definitions by TheArchivist
The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
by TheArchivist July 27, 2023
British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.
by TheArchivist July 24, 2021
A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
by TheArchivist March 4, 2022
Since it's too touchy of a topic to talk about, here's a compiled list of..a compiled list of accepted genders..Nothing against them, it's just going to be a pain to write all of these words.
Abimegender, absorgender, adamasgender, adeptogender, aerogender, aesthetgender, aethergender, affectugender, agender, agenderfluid, agenderflux, alexigender, aliusgender, ambigender, amaregender, ambonec, amicagender, amogender, amorgender, androgyne, anesigender, angeligender, angenital, anogender, antegender, anogender, anongender, antigender, anxiegender, anvisgender, apagender, apconsugender, apogender, apollogender, aporagender, aptugender, aquarigender, archaigender, arifluid, arigender, arithmegender, argogender, astergender, astralgender, atmosgender, autistigender, autogender, axigender, batgender, bigender, bigenderfluid, biogender, blizzgender, boggender, bordergender/borderfluid, boyflux, brevigender, burstgender, cadensgender, cadogender, caelgender, cancegender, cisgender, canisgender, caprigender, carmigender, cassflux, cassgender, caveagender, cavusgender, cendgender, cennedgender, ceterofluid, ceterogender, chaosgender, cheiragender, circgender, cloudgender, cocoongender, cogitofluid, cogitogender, coigender, collgender, colorgender, comgender,
Abimegender, absorgender, adamasgender, adeptogender, aerogender, aesthetgender, aethergender, affectugender, agender, agenderfluid, agenderflux, alexigender, aliusgender, ambigender, amaregender, ambonec, amicagender, amogender, amorgender, androgyne, anesigender, angeligender, angenital, anogender, antegender, anogender, anongender, antigender, anxiegender, anvisgender, apagender, apconsugender, apogender, apollogender, aporagender, aptugender, aquarigender, archaigender, arifluid, arigender, arithmegender, argogender, astergender, astralgender, atmosgender, autistigender, autogender, axigender, batgender, bigender, bigenderfluid, biogender, blizzgender, boggender, bordergender/borderfluid, boyflux, brevigender, burstgender, cadensgender, cadogender, caelgender, cancegender, cisgender, canisgender, caprigender, carmigender, cassflux, cassgender, caveagender, cavusgender, cendgender, cennedgender, ceterofluid, ceterogender, chaosgender, cheiragender, circgender, cloudgender, cocoongender, cogitofluid, cogitogender, coigender, collgender, colorgender, comgender,
Person 1: Hi, I'm Abimegender, absorgender, adamasgender, adeptogender, aerogender, aesthetgender, aethergender, affectugender, agender, agenderfluid, agenderflux, alexigender, aliusgender, ambigender, amaregender, ambonec, amicagender, amogender, amorgender, androgyne, anesigender, angeligender, angenital, anogender, antegender, anogender, anongender, antigender, anxiegender, anvisgender, apagender, apconsugender, apogender, apollogender, and zodiacgender!
Person 2: Woohoo, me too. Plus I'm ̛̺͖̥̃͒̋ ̴̮̑̋̈́̕͠ ̴̜͔̂̀ͅ ̶̱̝̈́͘͜ ̴͚̺̜͈̦̳͕̺̬̎̅̑͗ ̠̖͉͎̚ ̵̧̨͔̝̭͖͔͕̾͆͐̃́̊͝ͅ ̶̠̥́̽ ̶͎̣͉̀̈́͗́͐̿́̿̏͝ ̶̥̰̞̭͕͇͎͉̾̃͒̏̋̕͜͜ ̵̨͐̾̍̀̏̋͘͝ ̵̡̢̰̠̤̻̺̺̑͆͋̈́̈́̀ ̝̊́̐̍ ̨̧̠̻̬͖̝̙̀gender!
Person 2: Woohoo, me too. Plus I'm ̛̺͖̥̃͒̋ ̴̮̑̋̈́̕͠ ̴̜͔̂̀ͅ ̶̱̝̈́͘͜ ̴͚̺̜͈̦̳͕̺̬̎̅̑͗ ̠̖͉͎̚ ̵̧̨͔̝̭͖͔͕̾͆͐̃́̊͝ͅ ̶̠̥́̽ ̶͎̣͉̀̈́͗́͐̿́̿̏͝ ̶̥̰̞̭͕͇͎͉̾̃͒̏̋̕͜͜ ̵̨͐̾̍̀̏̋͘͝ ̵̡̢̰̠̤̻̺̺̑͆͋̈́̈́̀ ̝̊́̐̍ ̨̧̠̻̬͖̝̙̀gender!
by TheArchivist March 4, 2022
The event that transpires when two, even miniscule, forces of Cum Energy collide in a vacuum, both exchanging energy so rapidly and forcefully that it releases untold amounts of energy. Cum Clashing occurs on an atomic level, and it often results in the destruction of Cum Worlds and, with abundant sources of Cum Energy, the destruction of galaxies. Cum Clashes behave almost as domino effects, with any present Cum Energy particles nearby succumbing to the blast and transferring energy to the rest of the nearby particles. This can result in widespread waves of Cum Clash energy to be shot out and distributed at ridiculous speeds. The waves of Cum Energy can swallow Cum Stars whole, destroying different Cum systems. Cum Clashes almost always result in the annihilation of any affected particles. However, on the off chance any disturbed and, consequently, altered particles last after the event, they can form Cum Singularities.
by TheArchivist August 2, 2023
A post Cum Cataclysm organism adapted to survive in the cum-drenched waters of the new universe. Equipped with specialized gills and visuals, these creatures are the peak of cum adaptivity. Some Cum Creatures evolved to survive on small landmasses, gaining legs and the ability to breathe out of water, untouched by the Cum Oceans on many planets. These creatures are typically carnivores, stalking the cum shore for aquatic Cum Creatures. Due to cum being a partial life-force, some come creatures are almost hyper-natural in their biology, existing only as strange, amorphous blobs of semen, while still maintaining the ability to move.
by TheArchivist July 27, 2023
The tilde effect is a term coined by Samuel Booton, which states that once you discover something and what it does, it will be more featured within your life. Example, if you discover an obscure song on Youtube but the next day you hear it on the radio. The tilde effect is named what it is, due to Samuel not previously not knowing the name of a tilde (~). But soon after his friend told him what it was called, he heard people no longer call it a squiggly, but a tilde.
Guy: *hears song
Guy: huh, this is catchy!
*five years later*
Guy: *finds song
Guy: Oh! That's what it's called!
*song becomes a hit*
Guy: Weird, I guess that's the tilde effect.
Guy: huh, this is catchy!
*five years later*
Guy: *finds song
Guy: Oh! That's what it's called!
*song becomes a hit*
Guy: Weird, I guess that's the tilde effect.
by TheArchivist May 5, 2021