2 definitions by TheAlchemist1112
Someone who gives you a massive bone crushing hug that either pops some vertebrae or makes you shit your pants, and then proceeds to poke you in various soft regions of your body.
by TheAlchemist1112 July 1, 2018
That guy has wished us a good morning everyday for the better part of 2 years, in a chat group formed purely for the sake of discussing the fact that anal sex isn't everything in life. He's a real hardcore figo.
by TheAlchemist1112 December 4, 2017