A badly written book by Stephenie Meyer about a sparkling "vampire" *coughfairycough* named Gary-Sue
Cullen who falls in love with a human, Mary-Sue
Gary-Sue is an abusive, 100 year old virgin
stuck in the body of a 17 year old. Mary-Sue is a complete idiot who can't think or do things for herself. Gary-Sue loves Mary-Sue ONLY because of the way she smells. (Time of the mont, amirite?
) Mary-Sue only loves Gary-Sue because he's "hot", cold to the touch and his skin is as hard as stone. (Statue fetish, anyone?)
Mary-Sue also falls in love with Pedo Bear
Gary-Sue promises he'll never leave Mary-Sue and that he'll always love her. Then he dumps her and Mary-sue flings herself off a cliff because she's so emo
and can't live without her sparklepire boyfriend
Later on Gary-Sue fucks Mary-Sue so hard it hurts her and gets Mary-Sue pregnant and rips the baby out of Mary-Sue's stomach with his teeth.
Because Pedo Bear could not score with Mary-Sue, he imprints
on the infant vampire mutant... demon... thing, making her his future wife. In 7 or so years the baby has the body of an 18 year old and Pedo Bear is happy.
Twitard: Like, OMG! Twilight is so deep and well thought out and the plot is UHMAZING!! It's an UUUUHHHHHMAAAAZZZZIIINNNGGG BUUUUUUKKK!!!!!!!
Normal person: No, Twilight does not have a plot, the writing sucks and it's nothing more than a 35 year old's wet dream of underage fairies.Twitard
: EXCUSE ME? HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE NOT PRETTY LIKE BELLA AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL, LESBIAN BITCH!