The coMANd'r's definitions
Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
by the comand'r June 29, 2022
Get the schmannamug. by the comand'r October 26, 2017
Get the plowed and loudmug. Requesting a hotel, typically a motel, to call you at a certain time to remind you to smoke the doobage. Essentially a wake up call for stoners.
My roommate Carson used to set the alarm clock to wake him up for a smoke session early in the am, aka wake n bake, so much so that when he travelled and was too high to figure out how to set the alarm clock in a hotel, he'd call the front desk and request a bake up call. Typically at 4:20am.
by the comand'r November 30, 2013
Get the bake up callmug. The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the comand'r October 27, 2014
Get the crappy endingmug. Dude, I went to this wine and cheese party last night and ate so much cheese that I blew out a fonduece this morning. It was sloppy!
by the comand'r October 5, 2013
Get the fonduecemug. A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the comand'r December 9, 2013
Get the dutch glovenmug. Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.
Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
by the comand'r October 28, 2021
Get the submarine shotmug.