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touch of the rona

A cough or sneeze in Spring of 2020
Paige: Sneeze Achoo!

Kate: You sick?

Paige: No, just allergies

Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.
by the comand'r April 1, 2020
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crowd clearer

Paige: This is a great Zeppelin cover band, but this place is packed.

Jillian: I can get us some space with a crowd clearer. I let one go upstairs, and made room. I got another one chambered, so just give me the word.

Barney: I think we are better off with the crowd. I’ll pass, pun intended.
by the comand'r August 28, 2022
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 24, 2023
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schmanna

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!
by the comand'r June 29, 2022
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submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.
Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
by the comand'r October 28, 2021
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dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the comand'r December 9, 2013
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rip syncing

Similar to, but different from, lip syncing as rip syncing is the act of actually singing words, typically at the top of one's lungs when very drunk and having little care for the actual lyrics.
Jim was hammered last night and got rip syncing with Jill the entire Boston album. Between the two of them, they knew about 40% of the lyrics and 100% of the choruses, which the yelled very loudly.
by the comand'r October 26, 2017
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