The coMANd'r's definitions
Opposite of the pie hole, as it is the evacuation route for the intake from your pie hole, aka your butthole.
Amy: Marco sure was downing a lot of tacos yesterday when we crossed the boarder.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
by the comand'r June 18, 2021
Get the bye holemug. Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024
Get the extortion abortionmug. That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"
by the comand'r October 5, 2013
Get the fondookiemug. Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
by the comand'r June 25, 2019
Get the no Starbucksmug. Simple 5 word term for the digestion process. Going from the pie hole (mouth/input) to the bye hole (ass hole/output).
Tamara: Adam, you don’t seem like you enjoy my cooking anymore.
Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.
Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.
by the comand'r June 17, 2021
Get the Pie hole to bye holemug. by the comand'r October 26, 2017
Get the plowed and loudmug. Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
by the comand'r June 29, 2022
Get the schmannamug.