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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
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datenapping

When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.
Paige: Dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. He caught me datenapping right during the entree.

Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
by the comand'r October 29, 2014
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
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babow

big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)
Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
by the comand'r July 3, 2022
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COVIDeos

Videos watched during the COVID-19 pandemic to help stay sane typically though quarantreaming.
Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?

Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
by the comand'r April 20, 2020
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mebola

A condition exhibited by hypochondriacs, especially during the Ebola scare of 2014.
Karen is such a hypochondriac and is so self centered that she is complaining about every little thing that could be remotely affiliated to the Ebola scare. I'd say she has a case of Mebola. She went to the bowling lanes and is now complaining that she may have come down with Ebowela and that is not even a real disease.
by the comand'r October 31, 2014
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beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.
Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the comand'r December 28, 2020
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