The Sub's definitions

guido workout

Going to the gym and doing nothing but maxed out bench pressing (Usually a grand total of 3 reps every set), and bicep curls with dumbbells.

Coined by the fact that most guidos concentrate more on their chest and partial arms than they do on triceps, back, abdominals, and most importantly, legs and cardio.

I walked into the gym and heard screams of agony and torture. The guidos must be maxing out their bench press again.

by The Sub March 10, 2005

ice cream truck

A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.

When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!

by The Sub July 2, 2005

basketball

A sport invented in Massachusetts, and unlike most other sports, has actually become more masculine over the years, with the introduction of longer shorts.

Basketball went from white people shooting around in thigh-huggers, to black guys slam dunking and laying up in long shorts.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

sword fight

Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.

I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

suprise car

A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.

Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.

I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

silhouette

At night, a car that usually has a dark paint job, and no headlights on. It can literally come out of nowhere, as it is nothing but a silhouette of a vehicle.

I nearly got rammed by that silhouette when I was trying to make a left at midnight... stupid drunks.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

151

A consumable molotov cocktail. Made by Bacardi, it is 151 Proof and, if not handled correctly, can send your drunk ass to the hospital with alcohol poisoning or third degree burns. It sure as hell will put some hair on your chest though.

151 will get you drunk, and if someone pisses you off, you can wrap a flaming rag around it and throw it at their car.

by The Sub January 22, 2005