The Strut's definitions
Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.
"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Get the giraffemug. by The Strut September 29, 2004
Get the duffmug. Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.
Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Get the CABmug. Sexual act of two men and one girl. One guy in her mouth, one in vagina. Looks as though the girl is on a spit roast.
by The Strut October 11, 2004
Get the roastingmug. The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.
Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
Get the thickening upmug. A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Get the loose cannonmug. Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Get the baby gravymug.