The Strut's definitions

taters deep

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.

I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

sweaty

Cockney rhyming slang for Scottish person. Sweaty sock - jock.

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

spanish wank

Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.

The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

gel on

A female's state of arousal. The equivalent of a male's hard on except the girl becomes moist.

"There's Sean again. God he gives me such a gel on."

by The Strut November 10, 2004

gunpoint

Town in USA where a lot of robberies and kidnapping takes place.

The thief threatened the clerk at gunpoint and took all the money from the cash registers.

by The Strut October 11, 2004