The Strut's definitions

taters deep

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.

I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

dripping

1. Found in Northern parts of England. Is the fatty juice of meat, sometimes eaten on white bread.

2. Result of getting a girl stimulated.

1. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. Bread and dripping."

2. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. I'm dripping."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

gorby

One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.

Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pillow muncher

Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.

Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

thickening up

The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.

Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."

Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."

Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."

Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.

Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."

Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

sweaty

Cockney rhyming slang for Scottish person. Sweaty sock - jock.

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004