The Strut's definitions

bullseye

1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.

1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

bobby ball

One half of 'Cannon and Ball'. A born again Christian whose greatest exploit has to be the recording of Oldham Athletic's 1990 League Cup Final song 'We're the boys in Blue'. A twist on their earlier song that was on the soundtrack to their film of the same name that a lot of people have tried to forget.

"You're getting on my piggin' nerves," said Bobby Ball to Tommy Cannon.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

baby gravy

Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...

"Jesus Sean, you have got some super duper baby gravy."
"Don't I fucking know it."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

witch's cat

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004