The Strut's definitions

dripping

1. Found in Northern parts of England. Is the fatty juice of meat, sometimes eaten on white bread.

2. Result of getting a girl stimulated.

1. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. Bread and dripping."

2. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. I'm dripping."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

gorby

One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.

Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

taters deep

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.

I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

thickening up

The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.

Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."

Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."

Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."

Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.

Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."

Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

bobby ball

One half of 'Cannon and Ball'. A born again Christian whose greatest exploit has to be the recording of Oldham Athletic's 1990 League Cup Final song 'We're the boys in Blue'. A twist on their earlier song that was on the soundtrack to their film of the same name that a lot of people have tried to forget.

"You're getting on my piggin' nerves," said Bobby Ball to Tommy Cannon.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

Yebble

Mucus produced at the back of the throat and brought up to the mouth to spit out. More common in smokers. Also see 'loogie' or 'coughing up a lung'.

Barking is going to have a serious TB problem. The pavement is absolutely covered in yebbles.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

bullseye

1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.

1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."

by The Strut October 1, 2004