The Strut's definitions

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

gel on

A female's state of arousal. The equivalent of a male's hard on except the girl becomes moist.

"There's Sean again. God he gives me such a gel on."

by The Strut November 10, 2004

sweaty

Cockney rhyming slang for Scottish person. Sweaty sock - jock.

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

keith burtons

Cockney rhyming slang for beef curtains. The area directly surrounding the entrance to the vagina.

That girl last night had keith burtons like a blood hound's face.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

buffet ball

A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.

And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.

*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.

by The Strut October 12, 2004