58 definitions by The Strut

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.
I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.
"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.
"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.
Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.
Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.
Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."

Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."

Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."

Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.

Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."

Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
1. To go past a defender at a game of football (soccer).
2. To beat someone in a race.
1. Rick Holden skinned three defenders and put an amazing cross in for Andy Richie to volley into the back of the net with some aplomb.
2. Ben Johnson skinned everyone when he was drugged up to eyeballs.
by The Strut October 06, 2004

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