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Definitions by The Return of Light Joker

1. to ejaculate

2. semen
He acted as if he were regretting an incident where he wanted to spooge on the bed but did not want to clean it up.

collywobbles 

I had the collywobbles from that disgusting laxative my doctor gave.

edifice complex 

a keen desire of a public or educational administrator to construct a building or buildings(a pun on Oedipus complex)
The principal seems to have an edifice complex.

Katrina cough 

an alleged cluster of respiratory illnesses believed to be caused by the dust and mold kicked up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina's destruction of New Orleans
The existence of the Katrina cough is not agreed upon.
the foreskin, the skin that covers the tip unless it is removed
If a man or boy does have a 4skin he should remember to clean under it frequently.

Cafeteria Catholic 

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion
She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.
a person who smuggles illegal immigrants across the U.S.- Mexico border(from a type of wild canid sometimes associated with the southwest and Mexico)
That damn Coyote just won't give in.
coyote by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2007