8 definitions by The Real Izzy

ring-like muscle found in the anus
From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
by The Real Izzy December 10, 2005
Plain, Simple, Effective
On days when Tim is not playing basketball, he enjoys going out for a leisurely ride in his 1997 Honda Accord. He shops at Sears, likes to eat saltine crackers, and often goes on bike rides with friends from his middle class neighborhood. He plays golf in the offseason with his father. Tim would not comment on the latest National Enquirer article alleging that he once made facial expressions in the mirror while shaving and smiled in his 7th grade yearbook photo.
by The Real Izzy January 21, 2005
Your anal orifice, where dung comes out of and where penii are inserted.
1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed
by The Real Izzy May 13, 2006
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!
by The Real Izzy May 13, 2006
1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league
1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"
by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004
Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.
Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.
by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006
It is 9/11 times 100
From Team America
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
by The Real Izzy July 16, 2006

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