6 definitions by The Paradiddle Pro

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Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!
by The Paradiddle Pro September 04, 2004

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A washed up super hero who practices law and has to face the troubles of life as an attorney.
(To the other guy: He doesn't 'dress' as a bird. He IS a bird- it's his super hero asset, remember?)
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law
by The Paradiddle Pro October 14, 2004

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The name given to a technical exercise (also known as 'rudiments') performed on a drum... by a drummer, consisting of an alternating pattern using both left and right hands. There are many types of Paradiddle, for example:
(R= right hand L= left hand)
Standard Paradiddle: RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL
Inverted Paradiddle: RLLR LRRL RLLR LRRL
Paradiddlediddle: RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL
by The Paradiddle Pro December 11, 2004

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(ahem!) IT'S MUFASA, YOU IDIOT!
that will be all...
the name of Simba's father in disney's 'the lion king' is MUFASA, not MOOFASA!
by The Paradiddle Pro July 12, 2004

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a.k.a. Scott Adams.
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
by The Paradiddle Pro July 12, 2004

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what 'disney' movies have become now that they have joined forces with 'pixar' for an eternity... you decide:
a) fuckin awesome
b) fuckin awful
by The Paradiddle Pro October 18, 2004

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