100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh
Once magnificent cantaloupes firm and perky, the years have not been kind to them. Sagged and deflated beyond their former selves they are now wilted wobblers
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Dude 1: Remember that fox from work with the great rack?
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
Once revered as gods amongst men these beauties had it all ... looks, hair, body, style, wit
Now in their later years they have lost their looks, their body is not what it was, they long for those days when they were in their prime
Its too bad we have to get old 😪
Now in their later years they have lost their looks, their body is not what it was, they long for those days when they were in their prime
Its too bad we have to get old 😪
Like a formerly favourite toy this once stunning creature has to come to terms with being pedestalast
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
Nipples that have sunk so far into their floppy tits that it would require an excavation mission led by Jurassic Park's Alan Grant to retrieve them
A much more dangerous mission than stealing raptor eggs
A much more dangerous mission than stealing raptor eggs
Friend 1: she laid down and her nipples just disappeared into her "quick sand" tits
Friend 2: Ahh they were Alan Grant's mate
Friend 2: Ahh they were Alan Grant's mate
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
Also see Syrup tits. Tits so empty and floppy that they spill over a bra like treacle dripping from a kitchen counter
by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020
Quite the opposite to magnificent mammaries these are without doubt the most evil titties that you have ever seen. I'm talking hauntingly bad. Wake up in the night in cold sweats bad. You can't unsee maleficent mammaries
Doctor I'm gonna need some strong sleeping pills because I just can not unsee those maleficent mammaries. I'm gonna need therapy for sure
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh December 12, 2020