4 definitions by The Human Whisk

The study of the cost of having a slut, or sluts, in a person's life and in society as general. In microslutology, the personal expenses of having a slut girlfriend, friend with benefit (FWB), wife, or prostitute are considered, but macroslutology examines how sluts contribute or deteriorate an economy.

This is a substudy of slutology.
Wow, I've learned so much in slutonomics 101 today! Although having some random sorority slut suck my cock can feel great, the cost of getting an STD test is much greater!
by The Human Whisk November 18, 2019
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The study of how sluts or whores interact with other people, including other sluts. Popular studies go into slut determination (compared to regular women), how to pick up sluts, slutonomics (the cost of having a slut/sluts), interslut and intraslut sociology, and slut management.
Hey Tony, how did you do in that slutology 101 exam? I think I did well, but I had trouble answering how daddy issues lead to choking fetishes.
by The Human Whisk November 18, 2019
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Regular scat but also involves the long-term decomposition of feces to produce a more rotten or decayed substance. The rotten shit is then used for sexual paraphernalia.
Damn babe, I can’t wait to spread my composting shit all over your stupid tits; hard scat is the best!
by The Human Whisk September 16, 2019
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0 in the pink, 20 in the stink, simple as that. You’ll look like the kitchen appliance when enacted successfully.
Did you hear about Sarah’s asshole? Jack gauged it when he performed the human whisk.
by The Human Whisk September 15, 2019
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