The Grammar Nazi's definitions

lameouze

adj. Incredibly, stupefyingly lame. So lame as to defy description.

She's got a "broken heart" after only three weeks? That's lameouze!

by The Grammar Nazi October 31, 2002

hojillions

n. A great many; millions.

I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.

by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002

deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

backend

1. The part of a software product that the user does not interact with.
2. See booty.

1. We've isolated that problem in the backend.
2. That backend is a fantastic site.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

veto

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

by The Grammar Nazi November 16, 2001

Vanish!

"Begone!"
"Leave my sight immediately!"

"Hello, I'm from the Church of..."
"Vanish!"

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001