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A woman with a vagina that is very loose, normally after child birth.
What's up Mike? "I shagged the wife last night for the first time since she had the twins. It was like fucking a tunnel. I'm not going near that Jism Chasm again!
by The Course Man July 12, 2012
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Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"
by The Course Man October 10, 2019
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A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,
Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 15, 2013
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Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
by The Course Man October 22, 2023
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Like Sit-Com, Sit-Hom is a situation homosexual. A man who is normally straight but, given the right circumstances, might be persuaded to go for a bit of man on man.
Hey Billy, did you know Mike went to Quentin's party last night? He has a regular bird but I reckon he might well be a Sit-Hom given the chance. Quentin's certainly smiling this morning.
by The Course Man July 12, 2012
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