The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."
I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.
1- Any roadside stop for tourists.
2- Something that catches the eye of a driver, making them lose concentration of the road for a moment which usually results in an uncool panicked swerve.
1- Dude can you pull over at the next gawkortunity, I'm prairie-doggin' it over here.
2- Man, The traffic here is so bad. Whoa, nice... bikinis.... HOLY!!!!! FUCK!!! (Screach) That was a close call, gotta watch out those gawkortunities.
There are two differing forms of the cankle
1: Where the ankle is large enough that it is unable to be distinquished from the calf.
2: Where the calf is slender enough that it is unable to be distinguished from the ankle.
1: Man, How could you hook up with Mandy? That bitch is so large that she's got cankles.
2: Of the two types of cankles, kenyan marathoners have the latter.