Crinkle Cones

Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.
Dude, that chick at the beach was pretty hot but she had full on crinkle cones.
by The Colonel November 10, 2005
mugGet the Crinkle Conesmug.

rig

To have relations (of a sexual nature) with a woman.
Dude, see that hot blonde chick? I rigged her last night.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the rigmug.

clag

Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".
Dude, I've gotta change my shirt...I just noticed that there's clag all over it.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the clagmug.

webmonkey ash

To vomit profusely after a heavy night out
Oh, I can't believe he just ashed everywhere
by the colonel March 27, 2004
mugGet the webmonkey ashmug.

rat-hole

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.
That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the rat-holemug.

Bad Hop

A baseball hit on the ground that takes an unexpected, usually sharp bounce upwards.

While any unexpected movement can be considered a bad hop - off to the side or even some unusual spin on the ball - most bad hops "leap up" suddenly just before reaching the player attempting to field it.

The negative ("bad") nature of the term refers to its difficulty to catch (inherent in catching a ball is successfully being able to predict the ball's exact path or trajectory).

Not only are balls which take a bad hop hard to catch, they are often dangerous and can hit a player in the face or upper body.

Bad hops can be caused by dry or wet spots on the grass or dirt, small rocks or weed clumps, or even tiny imperfections or divits on the surface of the ground.
It looked like a routine play, but the ball took a bad hop off the edge of the grass and hit the shortshop in the eye.
by The Colonel October 29, 2007
mugGet the Bad Hopmug.

doad

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the doadmug.

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