The Colonel's definitions

culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food

Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.

by The Colonel December 2, 2003

foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

roust

To heckle in a public setting.

Dude, let's go sit on the corner and roust all the kooks who walk by.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Flappy Baps

Large, saggy tits. Breasts that flap in the wind.

I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.

by The Colonel February 27, 2006

chuck norris

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred

Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.

by the colonel March 30, 2005

cunty cunty whore

n; a whore whom is especially cunty; a person not very well liked; a slunt with no regard for anything at all, in the world, ever.

eg; "OW! That hurt, you cunty cunty whore! Stop that." or "Jesus, you are a cunty cunty whore, I can't believe you." or "who in their right mind would screw that cunty cunty whore?"

by The Colonel April 10, 2003

nugget

An extremely attractive female.

Dude, that blonde chick is such a nugget...you should go talk to her.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003