42 definitions by The Captive Spirit

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A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.

This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.
All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?
#president #authority #figure #incompetent #likable
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
Used primarily to advise someone against a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for themselves or others around them.
You’re playing with fire here. don’t blame me if you get hurt
#trying #patience #taking #risks #danger #outcome
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
A Wiccan expression that carries the equivalent meaning to one of the following phrases: “Take care”, “God bless you” or “Good grief!”.

May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
Blessed be until we meet again.
#wicca #wiccan #witch #blessed #be #god #goddess #take #care #bless #good #grief
by The Captive Spirit September 06, 2010
A sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. By using this expression you are suggesting the only place their desired outcome is likely to happen is in their dreams.
Daniels: One day I’ll be mayor of this city!

Smith: In your dreams! Who would vote for you?
#dreaming #fantasy #desire #delusion #fabrication #unrealistic #unfathomable
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.
My M.D.D. is playing up again. That’s why you haven’t seen much of me recently.
#depressed #anxiety #bipolar #unipolar #angst #emotional #pain #despair #isolated
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
The last thing you do before going to sleep at night. This may mean consuming a glass of red wine, taking sleeping tablets, reading in bed, making out with a loved one, or anything at all if you believe it will help you sleep.
Vince: Is that your late night remedy?

Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows

Vince: Nice!
#late #night #remedy #sleep #relax #peaceful #insomnia #ritual #habit #routine
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
A phrase used by someone usually while they’re busy feeling sorry for themselves over a situation that has them so upset they’ve selfishly deluded themselves into believing no one else could possibly understand what they’re going through.

All they want is your pity but you won’t help matters if you give it to them
Kathy: Come on Simon. I just want to help you. why won’t you talk to me?

Simon: (Sighs dramatically) You wouldn’t understand
#pity #problem #bad #situation #selfishness
by The Captive Spirit September 14, 2010
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