9 definitions by The Beast

mutual

noun or verb (both at the same time)
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er

I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual

by The Beast April 24, 2003

merlyn style

to murder a person and then rape their dead body

I went Merlyn style on her man!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

put it this way

A phrase that someone uses to rephrase something they said before that wasn't comprehensible.

Phil: You're going to eat the floor!

Tyler: What does that even mean?

Phil: Put it this way, I'm going to beat you up.

by The Beast February 3, 2012

thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

by The Beast July 6, 2004

Bilbo

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru

by The Beast April 25, 2005

tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by The Beast February 25, 2004

frodo

a dick with hair more than twice the dick's length

DUDE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THAT NASTY frodo!

by The Beast April 25, 2005