12 definitions by The voice of the common cock
When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by The voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
A hybrid between the words crazy and Asian, often have spiked hair and occasionally wear neon goggles.
dude that crasian just ran head first into that wall and ran away with his head bleeding! Classic crasian.
by The voice of the common cock August 19, 2010
by The voice of the common cock September 27, 2010
Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
by The voice of the common cock September 28, 2010
Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
by The voice of the common cock September 28, 2010
A person, often an ass hole, that tells you something that makes your dreams seem more out of reach and almost impossible to achieve.
Aaron: "Next year I'm going to NYFA to become a movie director!"
Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"
Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"
Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"
Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"
by The voice of the common cock September 21, 2010
by The voice of the common cock April 11, 2011