7 definitions by The truth about what is real
Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.
Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!"
Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"
Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."
Guy 2: "God help you."
Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"
Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."
Guy 2: "God help you."
by The truth about what is real February 28, 2022
He isn't real, it's just not true, too good to be true. If your here from years after, here's a bit of nostalgia <3
by The truth about what is real January 9, 2021
The ultimate ball player, he's such a chad he just has to use 0000.00001% of his skill to get rank 1.
by The truth about what is real January 9, 2021
What you tell a crossing guard when you go to the parent pick up line at a school and they ask which is yours.
Child rapist: *Pulls up next to crossing guard in the parent pick up line*
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.
by The truth about what is real April 19, 2021
Walter White: Jesse, I have obtained optimum drip.
Jesse Pinkman: Mr. White, that's impossible, we all know you don't got dri-
*breaking bad remix plays while Walter White is shown on screen with drip*
walter white drip = retarded
Jesse Pinkman: Mr. White, that's impossible, we all know you don't got dri-
*breaking bad remix plays while Walter White is shown on screen with drip*
walter white drip = retarded
by The truth about what is real August 5, 2021
The updated defintion involving an overwatch Reddit Lucio: You know who Redshell is right? Cool, now make him Australian and give him 3 pounds of crack a second and that's Frogger.
Person 1: Have Redshell and Frogger made a dedicated video where they 1v1 to prove who the better lucio is?
Person 2: No, they haven't.
Person 1: They really should.
Person 2: True.
Person 2: No, they haven't.
Person 1: They really should.
Person 2: True.
by The truth about what is real April 7, 2021
The updated version: You know who redshell is? Cool, now make him Australian and give him 3 pounds of cocaine a day and that's frogger.
Person 1: Hey have redshell and frogger made a dedicated video 1v1ing each other to prove who's better?
Person 2: No, they definitely should though.
Person 3: True
Person 2: No, they definitely should though.
Person 3: True
by The truth about what is real April 7, 2021