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Cristaudo is an old legend who was killed in battle, but as death became of him he had cast an ancient spell in which whom had ever possesses the name Cristaudo would be a charming handsome god to the ladies and was cursed every full moon to become a werewolf.
Gosh that Cristaudo is really something in bed.
by The pacifier April 6, 2017
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The obliteration of a vagina! Destroying the clit making a girl cum everywhere, mainly used in games to see who can get the other to ejaculate first!
Guy licks the vagina of a fat bitch'lowobliterator'
by The pacifier December 7, 2012
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