15 definitions by The muffin man
A noun. Refers to the ridiculous haircut that is ever so popular among the "emo" culture. Where you have very long bangs and you comb it over in the front. Usually dyed black. Common side effects are depression. The name is derived from genre emo and the haircut the combover.
Normie, "Wow you look like such a faggot with your emover."
Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”
Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”
Normie, "I pray for his success."
Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”
Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”
Normie, "I pray for his success."
by The muffin man June 23, 2006
A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The muffin man April 30, 2004
When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by The muffin man November 10, 2012
The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The muffin man May 8, 2004
The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The muffin man May 8, 2004
The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The muffin man March 5, 2005
A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
by The muffin man June 23, 2006