2 definitions by The anonymous man 101

Red Velvet Pancake

When a girl is on her period and she shits into a toilet bowl of period blood, thus conpleteing red velvet pancake. Ejaculate topping is optional.

Whats that smell?
Oh yeah I just made some fresh gnarly red velvet pancakes!
Gross

Basically what a prostitute accumulates after about 3 weeks of working the street

Doctor: Oh my god i've never seen so many STD's on one vagina. I'm just going to sum them all up and diagnose you with GonoMydiaHerpaSyphilAids.