3 definitions by The Ward
King Egbert, or Egbert of Wessex. King of England between 802-839. Related to the Eyre of Eyrecourt.
by The Ward February 13, 2013
The escape of sea water that rushes out of wetsuit boots (booties), when they are taken off in a hurry by someone power shaking from cold water exposure
by The Ward December 23, 2020
Bathroom, friendly escape from other unsanitary public bathrooms.
A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
Student with hand raised in 5th period english
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
by The Ward June 8, 2010