1 definition by The UNchosen One
1.) Contrary to the original 'definition': VehiCROSS owners are not all gay... some are homosexual, some are heterosexual, some are asexual, some are bisexual, and some are even omnisexual, autosexual, transexual, or intersexual. Metrosexuality and/or retrosexuality and/or ubersexuality and/or fauxmosexuality and/or pomosexuality and/or montisexuality could apply to any of these 'labels' in varying degrees as well. Overall though, I would say VehiCROSS owners, as a whole, are pansexuals (adjective). The VehiCROSS itself, however, is nonsexual.
2.) The VehiCROSS (VX) was only imported to 'The States by Isuzu during three years - 1999, 2000, 2001. But the concept prototype was unveiled in 1994. Roughly 4000 units exist in America today. AWD TOD drivetrain behind a 3.5L V6 motor moves the VX handily. Two-tone leather Recaro seats keep the occupants comfortable. A rally-inspired stiff suspension under the 92" wheelbase creates a great handling SUV, on road and off. The VX earned the acronym "PUV" for Performance Utility Vehicle - it was the 1st and last of its kind in a truck-based platform.
2.) The VehiCROSS (VX) was only imported to 'The States by Isuzu during three years - 1999, 2000, 2001. But the concept prototype was unveiled in 1994. Roughly 4000 units exist in America today. AWD TOD drivetrain behind a 3.5L V6 motor moves the VX handily. Two-tone leather Recaro seats keep the occupants comfortable. A rally-inspired stiff suspension under the 92" wheelbase creates a great handling SUV, on road and off. The VX earned the acronym "PUV" for Performance Utility Vehicle - it was the 1st and last of its kind in a truck-based platform.
Curious Passer-by: "What kind of car is that?!"
Owner: "It's an Isuzu VehiCROSS."
Enlightened Passer-by: "I've never seen one before!"
Owner: "Well they are rare so find one now, because all the parts are getting harder and harder to find!"
Dejected Passer-by: "Oh that's too bad."
Owner: "Say, you are pretty cute, would you like to go out sometime? The back seat of the VehiCROSS folds down into a bed. Only a few people in the world have made love in a VehiCROSS."
Curious Passer-by: "Hmm... well, if I can't own one..."
Owner: "It's an Isuzu VehiCROSS."
Enlightened Passer-by: "I've never seen one before!"
Owner: "Well they are rare so find one now, because all the parts are getting harder and harder to find!"
Dejected Passer-by: "Oh that's too bad."
Owner: "Say, you are pretty cute, would you like to go out sometime? The back seat of the VehiCROSS folds down into a bed. Only a few people in the world have made love in a VehiCROSS."
Curious Passer-by: "Hmm... well, if I can't own one..."
by The UNchosen One November 4, 2007