9 definitions by The Original Argoniphile

Conservicunt

A conservative that constantly shows to be a utter and complete asshole and denier of such obvious facts to push their agenda. A common antonym to the word is the world famous Libtard.

John: Global Warming is just a Chinese conspiracy to discredit the US.
Ricky: John you are such a Conservicunt.

by The Original Argoniphile June 27, 2018

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile May 29, 2018