100 definitions by The Man
the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
he's a lil couch potato.
by The Man June 30, 2003
BoXeR*= Ultimate Quake3 Ufreeze player, most feared with mad skills, strikes fear in the hearts of other clans such as sFA.
Who's your Daddy!?!??!
by The Man February 23, 2004
by The Man April 8, 2004
A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.
A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.
by The Man February 1, 2005
An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.
Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.
by The Man October 8, 2002
Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.
v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
by The Man April 5, 2005
by The Man January 14, 2005