17 definitions by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. January 9, 2020
nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019
"one time i was at my friend William's house enjoying a splendid cup of tea, and then his hooker came out of the room and pulled down his pants exposing his willy. it was microscopic"
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 9, 2019
penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.
Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019
the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.
Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
the porno that always wears an orange jumpsuit with all his cum stains all over it. his anus is perfectly round and is frequently slapped. he claims the slaps keep his round rump extra smelly- just the way he likes it. if it is not smelly, his rare nose disease will fire up because of the lack of ultimate ass smell.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
the Hippo has once again released it's chocolate chowder to be feasted on by the Mung culture. after the poopoo explosion is removed from the hippo's anal cavity, it will be enough to feed a Melungeon family of 69.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019