3 definitions by The Greentopper

Greentop

The act of sticking a carrot in your anus and letting the green top hang out.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you hear I Greentopped Bianca last night?

Bro 2: My Negro, Mimi does that shit to me all the time.

by The Greentopper January 26, 2018

When you smoke so much weed you fuck your mind into oblivion

Jacob: You boi, you looked absolutely fuckened
Hershell: Boyo, I am sufferering from bong stroke, feels good cunty

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

Next level fucked, God-tier fucked

Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;

Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial
Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018