6 definitions by The Great Kraken
When you and a distant friend's sphincters become synchronized and you end up taking a dump at the same time.
...did we just sphync?
by The Great Kraken September 15, 2010
An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
by The Great Kraken August 22, 2007
A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>
Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.
Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.
Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.
by The Great Kraken March 7, 2011
A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.
by The Great Kraken September 3, 2010
by The Great Kraken January 13, 2010
Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."
"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."
"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."
"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
by The Great Kraken August 22, 2007