11 definitions by The Duke of Price Hill

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.
He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019
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When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.
She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.
by The Duke of Price Hill March 4, 2019
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She said we couldn’t use those towels to dry our hands they’re only for decoration. Femalogic.
by The Duke of Price Hill November 20, 2019
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When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.
We ain’t seeing Beav all weekend, it’s his birthday and he’s going for the triple whiff trifecta.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 23, 2019
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The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.
Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019
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The teachings of the ways of the whiff
Whiffology 101, go dark all weekend to focus pursuit of the whiff.
by The Duke of Price Hill July 2, 2019
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The absolute most pussy whipped dude u ever even heard of, let alone actually know.
After a long week at his new job Mr. Whipples wanted to relax, but when Kellie said I need u to drive six hours, buy snacks and fill my tank back up. Mr. Whipples complied immediately.
by The Duke of Price Hill May 17, 2019
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